chopped and screwed

Over with
Not happening

He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.

by big gheski October 19, 2022

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

Screw you day

On the day 29 October.Anyone whose name begins with the following will be slapped 5 times:
A E C N W

1.“Hey it’s national Screw you day!
2.”oh yeah I forgot here slap my back.”

by PrivvSquahy! October 28, 2019

Screw the Urban Dictionary

An expression of dislike for sites that hate people who voted for President Trump.

"All the anti-Trump media are controlled by the same 6 worldwide corporations. Screw the Urban Dictionary, they're obviously controlled by them too."

by maranathasoon December 8, 2020

Screw Recording

Screen recording someone’s story with express purpose of remixing it in an unflattering way.

I was screw recording Will’s story where he ate that hot chip and now the remix is going viral.

by SoonOnDVD April 11, 2021

screw you

A slang term used to express defiance, discontent, or contempt towards another party. The phrase conveys frustration or rejection, often in response to perceived disrespect or annoyance. It derives from a term that originally referred to "a short, slender, sharp-pointed metal pin with a raised helical thread running around it."

When they told me I couldn't join the project, I just thought, 'Screw you! I’ll find a way to make my own success.'

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025

universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.

John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.

by Resbyall July 15, 2014