Santa's beard

after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!

guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.

Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!

by dylan dudeacle November 28, 2012

Santa Claus

A school shooter who is making a list and checking it twice

"hey you know chris right?'"
"Yeah I think he's a Santa Clause"
"oh shit he's reaching in his bag"

by Quintavious Larvous December 06, 2017

Santa Claus

When a guy nuts in another guy's beard and then licks it off his beard.

I was with this guy the other night and it was so hot when he gave me the Santa Claus. Christmas does cum more than once a year!

by He brew national July 24, 2017

Meat Santa

One who gives kids meat for Christmas. Usually have the name Justin

Justin "Meat Santa" gave little kids his meat for Christmas.

by YDB17 April 30, 2019

Santa Clausing

Santa clausing is the task of running over to some far away and do something to them.

Yeah I went over there and santa Claus fucked her

That guy just came over here and santa clause punched me

Santa clausing is the best way to fuck

by Bigbmann12 July 23, 2018

Santa Clausing

Cumming on someone’s face, in the shape of Santa Claus’s beard.

I went for a pearl necklace, but I ended up Santa Clausing that bitch, instead.

by MissIvyEllen September 22, 2019

Reverse Santa

Sex position where both people are upside down in a small space (like a chimney) usually with at least one person wearing a Santa suit

We were rudely interrupted from doing the reverse Santa when Sarah open the closet door.

by Chief Elf February 07, 2020