January 2, is national smurf day
Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm
Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm
by 🍎⚡️😻👹✨💕💀🤪 January 06, 2022
by WereCat56 September 06, 2023
Dude, I thought I was gonna get a three way the other night, but she turned out to be a smurf flipper
by niknana February 05, 2015
Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"
Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
by MikeBus November 11, 2010
by JesusIsNigger September 22, 2023
When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.
Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"
by charlie29 November 13, 2009
by smurftit August 18, 2008