Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation

The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.

by Chumbucket October 15, 2022

Zoe plant

Zoe plant is the dick eater of dick eaters, this girl known for biting full grown men for no fucking reason and making them hella uncomfortable. Maybe she'll even bite ya dick off, Say Goodbye. HOF biter and HOF emasculation, Say Goodbye.

This zoe plant bitch bit my dick off!

by SayGoodbye. May 20, 2025

The Plant

The Thrasher office. Also, weed you dumass

I'm gonna take a break and head over to the plant.

by ThePhelper May 8, 2019

Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 10, 2017

Boob Plant

When a person plants a punch on ones boobies

"Oh, how did that cat fight with Shaniqua go?"
"Oh, well I pulled out her weave and than gave her a boob plant."
"Well you go girl!"

by Bob is bear cool January 3, 2015

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

pop a plant

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.

Pop a plant, I'm bored and need some inspiration

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004