Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Simply, my cum brings all the boys to my crotch.
(To eat me out, go down on me)

Hey guys, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Jonathan Gohanovich March 25, 2010

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Milkshake Goggles

Those huge sunglasses that hot women (milkshakes) tend to wear.

I know that chick was staring at me through those milkshake goggles.

by The G. August 8, 2009

Weekend Milkshake

The consumption of alcohol and sperm

Are you hanging out with Brooke tonight?

Nah man, she is going to Emporium for her weekend milkshake!

What a fucking slut

by ryanchitty May 19, 2009

Milkshake

after any type of sexual activity when the male cums in the girls mouth then slaps her causing all the semen to spew all over the place like when you make a milkshake and take the top off the blender before turning it

Olivia got a milkshake after makeup sex

by immapotboii January 6, 2014

Milkshake

A magical device that brings all the boys to the yard.

I'm lonely so imma make myself a milkshake.

by naaadine May 11, 2014