Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025

glitter method

a way of style and living in the presence of glitter

Her style embodies the glitter method.

by theglittermethod June 26, 2018

Tentacle Method

when you are not x-raying but just using the tentacle method

I wasn't x-raying i was just using the tentacle method

by The_Bee33 March 8, 2024

MFN method

My fucking nuts method

Most commonly used when tricking a friend about a form of Pokémon shiny hunting

“Hey have you tried the MFN method?”

by not a mumkay October 9, 2021

10k Method

10k Method

10k Method
A scam broke boys believe in.
"Zack told me about this method, you think I should try it?"
"Bro your ever seen Zack with 10k?"
"No"
"You know what go ahead bro lol"
"You tryna do it with me?"
"Bro just stop, smh you finna go broke one day".

by Zack The Finesse Kid June 28, 2021

Superman method

The application of brute force to get an object to move or to pull it out of/push it into a tight area. Also see New York method.

I've tried just about everything but a crowbar to pull this paper jam out of the printer. It looks like I'll have to use the Superman method!

by pentozali August 22, 2011

The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.

trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.

by sativu March 5, 2025