Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020

Italian Creamstick

An Italian cream stick is where you rip off the end of a Italian bread stick, shove your dick into the breadstick and then cum in the breadstick and feed it to somebody.

"we had pasta that night so I gave her an Italian Creamstick for desert"

by Excalliburrito March 31, 2021

Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby

Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

Italian jackhammer

Participating in sexual intercourse with a man who is missing his legs while he is on top. Similar to the design of a gorilla tag character. This is fairly uncommon because most men have legs.

Since bob lost his legs, him and Veronica have been Italian jackhammering daily afterwards.

by Bongothebrute April 18, 2023

Italian torpedo

When you double penetrate a woman with Italian sausage while your penis is in her vagina.

Yeah that slut loves the Italian torpedo

by Dirtysancheztorpedo June 26, 2016

italian stairs

Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.

Person: these stairs are so exhausting.

Person 2: I know. They're Italian stairs.

by Party poison July 26, 2016

italian twinkie

When you bust your load into a 5 layer lasagna and serve it at dinner.

Bro that Italian Twinkie was a sweet treat at dinner

by Yuhboi1 February 6, 2019