Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.

hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?

by she got a rack doe August 06, 2021

Italian Manicure

When a person ejaculates from an old fashioned and it drips down the performers hand, across their finger nails.

She took every ounce out of me. The last of it dripped and gave her an Italian manicure.

by Toolazy69 April 24, 2019

Italian dinner

Heat up your girls asshole, then take a frozen mozzarella stick and strap it to ur cock. Then continue to cook it by penetrating ur girls asshole.

man i love myself an Italian dinner

by queer cum guzzler December 08, 2022

riding italian

Husband driving the car while his wife sits in the backseat

When Cosimo's parents drive to the grocery store, they are riding Italian.

by MCD11 February 23, 2014

Italian Gusher

Totinos pizza roll

Jeffs fetish is to finger an Italian gusher But he always gets third degree burns

by Cuntswitch July 30, 2020

italian sniff

When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.

When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.

by ChelskiBad4Bidness December 11, 2020

italian suit

Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit

he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~

by DaddyNikias May 03, 2019