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Blue Evans

When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy
I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
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Kyler Evans

ye uh they got that emo sexy look and lowkey gorgeous eyes.
super miss understood, needs a friend update, scared of being alone but terrified of letting someone in.

someone u would want to spend a lifetime with, and who you'd want by your side through everything, weak but strong at the same time but someone who feels to many things and is too fogiving...
someone i need im my life but i know im going to lose.

If you know him, keep him.
If you want him, tell him.
hurt him, and i'll hurt you.
when hes hurt, my heart bleeds.
If there was a train coming, id push him out of the way so it'd take me instead.
I love you but you need to stop chasing people who dont feel the way i feel about you. Even if its not me, find someone who really loves you for who you are
by Urmommy22 January 27, 2022
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Blue Evans

When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy
Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
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Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015
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evan gomez

Evan Gomez may not be the smartest or the tallest, but he is definely a ladies man. He is very good looking and will always have hoes and money.
Evan Gomez is very cute and pulls of all the girls
by Kaine May 20, 2018
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sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck
sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans
by Sloin July 3, 2020
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Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger
"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew
by francesco42069 October 8, 2016
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