Cougar-Stomped

After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.

"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"

Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!

by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 30, 2010

Cougar Hawk

A police officer that preys on Cougars. Otherwise known as a James Cooper

I'm banging a cougar hawk

by Manther Costello October 29, 2020

Stunning-Cougar Effect

When you fumble a good looking older lady because you were too overconfident.

I keep missing my chance with these beautiful women…classic Stunning-Cougar effect.

by CS-madlad September 30, 2025

OG Cougars

A bunch a bitches, spoiled by their parents, and who are also very gay with each other, and take showers together

The OG Cougars are the gayest group at Sports Weekend...#NoCap

by BigSauceMan July 6, 2019

Cougar Tamer

One who is particularly good at relationships with Cougars!

Man… Randy is such a cougar tamer

by Ranimal11 March 31, 2024

Cougar & Dragon

Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.

Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?

Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.

Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.

Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.

by Shredder P July 29, 2022

Liz-Cougar

Different species of girl who can be compared to a "Love Cougar" or various types of predatory lion. They prefer to prey upon their helpless younger adopted asian sister. Most of the time ending in death which is why the Mom has to constantly re-adopt asian children in an effort to reduce the population in China.

"Hey bro wanna hang out with Liz tonight?"

"Idk yet man, my mom said to watch out because she has an asain fetish. do you know what that is?"

"Oh yeah i heard she was a Liz-Cougar"

by BackseatBanger January 26, 2009