Dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.

After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.

by Spartanite March 28, 2019

booger light

One of many faggot ass government drones up in tha sky.

Hey man, check out that booger light.

by Fuck hell man April 1, 2019

Boogered up

Synonymous with "wasted" or "drunk".

Billy was boogered up after closing down the bar.

by ImJayokay August 22, 2019

booger

shit from your nose that sticks everywhere

shit i got a booger sticking to my penis

by MASTERFAPPER March 27, 2018

Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.

While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.

by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020

Booger

Bron,Norb,Gaylin,Mygey,THE WOODSMEN

Your such a booger

by Beeeeejohn January 8, 2020

Booger screw

A a self-made tool by taking a napkin and twisting the corner of it to shape it into a screw like auger which is then inserted into the nostril and screwed deep into the nasal passage in the hopes of extracting a large juicy booger or a huge dried Maple leaf.

I made a booger screw the other day and got this huge booger out of my head

by Kingbuku January 24, 2020