Australian road train

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.

-"That sounds just like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean"

-No! I don't!

by Knightmusic December 25, 2020

Australian kitchen

(slang) A barbecue grill. Made popular through its use on Top Gear, during a cattle drive in Australia.

We were given some horrible camping stuff and an Australian kitchen. And once that had been set up, we had to catch our supper.
I fired up my Australian kitchen and cooked up some steaks.

by daz14lpa February 20, 2021

Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.

My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.

by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024

australian sex

Sensual licking of the back and spine, from neck to tailbone

During the back rub, he included some kisses, but used his tongue and gave thrilling Australian sex instead.

by Booksquirm July 27, 2024

Australian Airforce Cadets

The Australian Airforce Cadets are the superior of all Cadets, Better than the Homosexual "Anchor Wanker" and the very horny "Tanker Wankers", The Airforce Cadets The Australian Airforce Cadets are also the smartest and most intellectual out of the 3. Think of them like the Middle child, Extremely Underrated

Oh shit, theres the Australian Airforce Cadets

by UP_DA_WAHS May 21, 2024

Australian butterfly kiss

When one uses their eyelashes to tickle a woman’s clitoris.

A butterfly kiss but down under.

You see his eyelashes? I’d let him give me an Australian butterfly kiss.

by Kind fellow March 11, 2021