Sep 5th

national jerk off 10x day.

jerk off 10x a day on Sep 5th

by InfoLoss September 4, 2023

June 5th

Fuck Ronald Reagan day

Friend 1: “Today’s Fuck Ronald Reagan day”

Friend 2.”It’s June 5th?”

by Hotbaddie18383 June 17, 2023

December 5th

December 5th is National B Appreciation Day all across the United States. Everyone must stop what they are doing and celebrate for the most important day of the year!

Today is December 5th!!! That means it’s National B Appreciation Day!

by Jkkjhdow990 December 5, 2021

june 5th 1966

The only time it was yet again legal to own slaves in Illinois

Yo Marc it's june 5th 1966
And?
Hurry up and get the slaves

by Slave trader June 17, 2022

January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality

January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"

by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021

5th world country

A country that pretends to care about human rights while blatantly and outright changing the law to show the people they mean absolutely nothing to the government.

America is the only 5th world country on earth.

by WeeMentalJo May 3, 2023

dec 5th

The day when a special, talented, handsome, tall guy called Lotobi Gozie was born.

Dec 5th is really a great day.

by glitzz December 3, 2020