April 5th

National Roast ppl day
Roast anyone on this day.

Person 1: Today's April 5th!
Person 2: Imma roast u

by just_a_chill_dude March 15, 2025

5th grade

as long as your the fastest, you will be treated like a deity in this grade, enjoy it while it lasts

5th grade is the last time anyone, ever. has enjoyed life

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

5th Base

Bib... bib.

Anais: "Bib"
Everyone else: "Stfu Anais"
Anthony: "Bib"
Everyone else *Cheers*
Random redhead baddie: "Anthony take me to 5th base and call me bib pls"
Anthony: "No bib I only date bibs"

by Jaws on yo Baws March 2, 2021

May 5th

National show ur bf ur juicy ass day

“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”

“Of course babe anything for my bf”

by Waiting For player... May 5, 2022

April 5th

April 5th is national beat the fuck out of Trike v2 day

did you know april 5th is national beat the fuck out of trike v2 day

by Coral69420 March 26, 2021

June 5th

On June 5th all couples must switch phones for the whole day and no saying no

your partner cant say no to switching phones on June 5th

by hbqhuuqqii65 June 4, 2023

April 5th

National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.

Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this

by Sparky.Sparkles April 4, 2022