Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.

Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.

by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019

Couple

A badass boy and a girl named Katie

#couplegoalsUWU

by Bon :) October 1, 2021

Blanket Couple

People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.

"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"

"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"

by My_Kankles November 7, 2024

the even hotter couple

jack and cate

jack and cate are the even hotter couple, even hotter than the hottest couple

by ahs thoughts October 9, 2023

Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

netflix couple

A couple who has come to rely on mutual Netflix viewing for social relevance and entertainment. Often very boring at parties due to the siren song of Netflix calling them home. #awfulsexlife

John and Katie have totally become a Netflix couple.

by denirocraver September 3, 2016

Couple

The thing when two people say they're together/dating.

Mostly not a good couple..

Girl : i love you
Boy : I love you too

Standby : look at that couple. they're cousins & they're cheating on each other

Girl : ilysm
Boy : ilysm more

Standby : That's my fav couple

by suyawas June 15, 2023