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Dollar Store Lesbian

A straight girl that does gay things.

Human Queer Baiting.
Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."

Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."

Lesbian: I want Lesbians.

Mom: We have Lesbians at home.

Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
by Neon Ant May 16, 2022
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2000 dollar checks

The term means 1400 dollars. It's an idiom that finds its origins in Washington DC.
"2000 dollar checks will go out as soon as you vote blue in Georgia"
by FuzzyMeep March 10, 2021
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100 dollar situation

A situation a group of friends always get roped into that usually totals out at 100 dollars. Sometimes more...
Hey man I’m grounded I got in another 100 dollar situation
by Imissoldlilpump November 14, 2019
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dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.
Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.
by ManMan36 May 11, 2016
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Dark Side dollars

Money forwarded by special interest groups in a last-ditch attempt to keep corrupt politicians in power before elections.
We're keeping the grassroots donations rolling in to match and even surpass the Dark Side dollars that are going to those Senators.
by pentozali October 3, 2012
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Dollar Tree Wig

When "Dollar Tree Wig" is used it means you have a bad looking wig on. It can be used as an comeback/insult.
An example is "Girl bye I know you ain't talking with that Dollar Tree wig on."
by NickiMinajsMinion May 9, 2021
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