text-mail

a text message that clearly shouldve been an email, by exceeding the amount of characters in a standard text message (160 characters). Hence, wasting your time by having to piece together 2+ messages to make sense.

can also occur when someone starts the text off as an advertisment and ends with something along the lines of their life story

Sender: ...theres a sale at my work right now coz the boss is away... dont tell the boss... omg when i was working yesterday i heard this song that reminded me of this time we hung out at the beach, and i met that guy who i thought was really nice and he was for like a month and then he turned out to be a jerk...

Reciever: uhm, what? she couldve sent me an email! i hate getting text-mail ugh.

by awesomeAshhh December 15, 2009

Johnny Text

A reply to a text that is simply a 'K', especially if your text was an entire sentence

You: "I'm giving birth! Quick call the medics for me I used up all my minutes!!"
Johnny Texter: "k"

You: "A long elaborate well thought out text"
Johnny texter: "k"

by Annoyed4040404 March 6, 2011

hate-text

noun/verb; the act of writing and sending disparaging, angry or otherwise hostile text messages, often occurring in rapid succession.

I had an argument with my boy, now he won't stop hate-texting me.

by Don Alejandro January 3, 2011

Fake-text

Whenever you're in an awkward situation, so you pretend to text, so you won't feel as weird. Comes in handy when trying to avoid people you don't like, or aren't comfortable around.

Jenna: Oh my god, Marie's party was so awkward. I just didn't know anyone there.

Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?

Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.

by Rahrahkristinah August 22, 2011

Texting God

When trying to send a text in a poor cell reception area, the act of holding your phone at arm's length above your head and looking up at it as if in prayer.

Trying to avoid another message failed, Jane held her phone up as if she were texting God.

by Moggum December 30, 2009

Text Evasion

When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.

Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.

Guy 2: That is total text evasion.

by Cwakk October 30, 2008

text trap

When someone sends you a text message and you write them back the a second later they call you and you have to pick up the phone because they know you have your phone.

I was at the movie with jacob when Becca text trapped me. I texted her to let her know what we were doing tomorrow and then she called me!

by pbandjforever July 30, 2009