Bullshit Texting

BS Texts are when the person you're texting makes pacifist like responses. BS Texting is usually used when someone feels guilty about something or when they're annoyed by the person texting them

Maddie: Hey what's up?
Sam: nm
Maddie: That's cool. Oh I think I saw you at the movie theater yesterday!
Sam: cool.
Maddie: We need to go on a date soon!
Sam: kay.
Maddie: What's wrong?
Sam: nothing...
(2 hours later)
Sam: I'm having an affair
Maddie: WHAT??!! I should've known that was why you were Bullshit Texting me!

by TheRealUndoubtlyIntelligentOne July 9, 2010

text zombie

Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.

I almost hit another text zombie on my bike today. Damn person wasn't paying any attention at all!

by suteiki October 19, 2009

Texting God

When trying to send a text in a poor cell reception area, the act of holding your phone at arm's length above your head and looking up at it as if in prayer.

Trying to avoid another message failed, Jane held her phone up as if she were texting God.

by Moggum December 30, 2009

Text Evasion

When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.

Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.

Guy 2: That is total text evasion.

by Cwakk October 30, 2008

texting slowly

He's really slow at texting. He/she is taking a really long time to type a sentence. Annoying.

Ok I will pick you up at 7? Is that fine?
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person:okay

Texting slowly

by Ruabeavercuzdam April 20, 2014

Fake-text

Whenever you're in an awkward situation, so you pretend to text, so you won't feel as weird. Comes in handy when trying to avoid people you don't like, or aren't comfortable around.

Jenna: Oh my god, Marie's party was so awkward. I just didn't know anyone there.

Amanda: Did you fake-text to make yourself look less socially awkward?

Jenna: Duh, I'm not an idiot.

by Rahrahkristinah August 22, 2011

text trap

When someone sends you a text message and you write them back the a second later they call you and you have to pick up the phone because they know you have your phone.

I was at the movie with jacob when Becca text trapped me. I texted her to let her know what we were doing tomorrow and then she called me!

by pbandjforever July 30, 2009