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School

School is basically like a labor camp that was used during the Holocaust. First of all, The teachers always have to act like Nazis to all the children. Second, the time to go to school is unfair. If one is supposed to go to school at 7 AM, that is harsh. Kids need sleep in order to function properly and if you're not going to let them have their sleep, then you are a big fucking FAGGOT. Third, if there is some sort of fight going on, the two kids who are fighting can't even fight right. All they do is they hit each other like little girls and then the teacher walks over and divides the two up. From there, you're already wasting everyone's fucking time by fighting someone and making it want everyone to watch. Fourth, during passing time when everyone has to go to their next class, there always has to be that big group of kids on their phones just standing in the middle of the hall. What's also stupid is that they never even try to move. "Just get off your phone and get to class. " the teacher would say. Then everyone would be happy. Fifth, in some schools, the coaches don't even try to make everyone feel like they have a purpose to be in this world. If they had some sort of reward system like "Student of the Week", they would always practically pick the fucking popular kids. Give the kids who aren't popular a chance!!! End of Definition
School is a waste of time.
by BleachedSpaghettiYT November 22, 2017
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School

A place where kids get zero freedom and are bounded to the racist and always being shot up schools.
"Hey Jim wanna go to school" Jim: "ew fuck School"
by Grandmabertha November 14, 2019
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School

Where children are mercilessly forced to do incredibly awful and boring things, and constantly overworked. See also, torture.
Person #1: Man, I have 24 assignments due tomorrow and I am so tired, boy I hate school.
by skidaddleskidoodle June 13, 2018
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School

Just your parents way of saying jail, but they make it sound fun. You get tortured and it's the worst place to be in.
Mom: Ready for school?
12 Year Old Daughter: So jail?

Mom: Nooooo....yeahhhh
by Life💞👎🏻 July 8, 2017
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school

capital punishment that all people get for not having jobs
guy 1: did u see that dude

guy 2: he went to school
by germony September 4, 2023
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school

a place where you can't exactly be yourself and people have to judge you. that place is like a jail. a place where you're forced to raise your hand to literally do ANYTHING or you get in trouble.. and also the reason why my depression & anxiety started. the sad thing is, it increases as you get older.
me: *gets bullied*
*bell rings*
*goes to class and sits down*
me: t-teacher i-i-i got-
teacher: will you raise your hand when you speak?? this is a school, NOT A MALL.
me: but i got-
teacher: that's it.. OUT.

me: *whispers* man.. school really sucks :/
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School

A complete waste of time.

A system for education that still uses methods from the Industrial Revolution to make hard-working, mindless, apparatchiks (People with no independent thoughts). Teaches information that at least 80% of them will never be used. Stays in the past and tortures students by making them work harder than an adult who works part-time, by spending their mornings for no practical reason and giving them more work for the afternoon so they get ready for the next, boring day.

The old people who rule schools think in the past and are afraid of computers. They don't really allow fun, they want every student to be successful in selected subjects that won't help them with life and are okay with seeing people lose the best years of their life. The teachers, on the other hand, some of them hope for a better future and do nothing to change it, others are proud of leading youngsters to nowhere, and other exceptions like to help students have fun and enjoy life while learning the useless preset things they were assigned to teach.

School also doesn't help children find their passion. In fact, as the school was made almost 300 years ago, without really wanting to do so, prevents them from being original and doing what they love. As school wants us to remember what useless thing we should have learned during the morning, it prevents us from doing freely what makes them happy and calm.
School won't really help you. Trust me.
by Grammar's Synonym Roll July 21, 2020
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