Ass tings

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.

Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"

by ass tings May 19, 2023

blonde ting

a blonde bitch

What kind of bucktee waste yute doesn't mess wit a blonde ting

by walkinglick September 23, 2019

Aringa Ting

A likeable person who gets on with life and gets on well with others

He’s a Aringa Ting

by ThetrueAringaTing7 November 22, 2021

bun dis ting

A british word used by roadmen (british gangsters) Which is another way of saying forget this thing

Roadman: YO POLICE! Bun dis ting im leaving

by Sillietingz August 05, 2021

Ting-Ting

A ride on an unpaved road, when gravel is kicked up hitting the steps or rock rails of a Jeep or other 4 wheel drive vehicle, therefore making a “ting-ting” sound

We took a nice Ting-Ting up on Black Mountain

by Jayne Mae June 26, 2023

Ting-Ting

The taking of a pleasurable ride or drive on an unpaved road. The sound that is made by gravel flying up and hitting the underside of a Jeep or other 4 wheel drive vehicle.

We took a Ting-Ting to Black Mountain and the wildflowers were beautiful.

by Jayne Mae June 26, 2023

Ting ting

Male genitalia, specifically the penile shaft.

I like to play with my ting ting.

by Telsey Quesadilla July 18, 2024