Swamp shop

Nasty vadge. Straight up .

Sheila's swamp shop uses a pressure washer to knock the cooties off...lol

by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie September 23, 2020

wrong swamp

Formal: This term is used primarily when walking into a wrong classroom during the beginning of the semester.
Informal: A term used to express ones frustration when telling a joke to a new group and nobody in the group laughs

Gaming: The moment in multiplayer games when you turn a corner and find more that one member of the enemy team.

Jim: “Hey guys I’m going to try to invade the enemy’s base and place a sentry...OMG it was the wrong swamp guys! Wrong Swamp!
Michell: “How come every semester I wander into the wrong swamp!

by FoxxyBeb January 6, 2018

swamp hoggy

A fat boo boo in the toilet. Particularly a rather green turd that spray paints the toilet bowl filled with a vast assortment of precarious chunks and giblets.

Damn you... really fucked that toilet up. Quite the massive swamp hoggy if I dont say so myself.

by Kyoda April 21, 2019

Pain Swamp

The all round aching feeling during a woman's period. When the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.

Friend: Hey let's go out tonight?
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.

by Hot Chocolate Thunder February 25, 2017

swamp asshat

An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."

Swamp Asshat:

"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."

by Angstyaf October 22, 2018

Swamp Drink

Usaully a revolting concoction of blended vegetables. Usually includes everything green, spinach, lettuce, Brussels sprouts, avacadoes, bell peppers, Grannysmith apples, celery, eggplant, carrots (preferably green), and balsamic vinegar. After the ingredients are blended together nicely, a thick 8 inch layer of green foam soaks the top of the blender. This gives the "Green drink" it's swampy look. Supposedly very healthy for you, but give fair warning that it turns your excrement green.

Susie:" But Dr. Oz said that blended vegetables are good for you honey."

Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"

by XenocideJoe May 11, 2013

Swamp swallow

A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .

Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .

by Queen Akasha 666 October 12, 2022