Swamp Splat

when a girl is sucking cock and the man grabs her by the hair makes her open her mouth and he coughs up phelgm and makes her swallow it and continues to suck dick.

in Louisiana, we swamp splat all of our ladies.

by lovethatfreak July 27, 2020

SWAMP LIP

It's like having a case of SWAMP ASS on your face: it's the effect of being required to wear a face mask/face covering during the COVID-19 pandemic for a prolonged period of time. The upper lip, cheek and chin area of a person's face becomes uncomfortably warm and saturated with perspiration and moisture from exhalation.

I have to take this damned mask off for a few minutes and wipe my face off because I've got a case of SWAMP LIP.

by Jakey the Snakey October 3, 2020

Swamp Ass

The wetness and moistness when you’re sweaty down in your Gooch

Man it’s so hot that I got some nasty swamp ass.

by Knic57 October 12, 2017

Swamp Donkey

A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.

Josh did not have a good time when he was accosted by a swamp donkey

by SF42 October 4, 2018

Swamp shop

Nasty vadge. Straight up .

Sheila's swamp shop uses a pressure washer to knock the cooties off...lol

by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie September 23, 2020

SWAMP DONKEY

When you are working on a rig And it is so hot that your Swamp Ass has traveled to your donkey dick

Floor hand—Damn man its so fuckin hot out here i have some major swamp ass!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!

by Rogchr86 December 11, 2021

Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.

Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.

by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022