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Strawberry Bastard

Consuming a bottled beverage, using a bendy straw which allows the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.

See 'Strawpedo'
"Another round of Strawberry Bastards!!"

"Anyone fancy a Strawberry Bastard?"
by Team Romford April 21, 2008
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the magical strawberries

a word for all things strange... for use by people who believe in being weird and different just cuse they want to be.
dumb kid- holy crap look at all those saftey pins shes got on her shirt
you- i know! arent they great? BELIEVE IN THE MAGICAL STRAWBERRIES!!!
dumb kid- (runs away)
by bunny! November 24, 2003
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Strawberry Swing

When a girl starts going all bitch during her period.
John: "Wow, Sue went ape shit on Dave today."

Chris: "Don't mind her; she's just on her strawberry swing."
by SpicyPoyratez February 24, 2009
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Strawberries and Cream

After having sexed your partner, you remove from whatever orifice you were penetrating and cream on some strawberries. Then, your partner eats the treat.
Man: Oh yeah.
Woman: yeah, right there.
Man: oh, thats nice.
Woman: you are so good.
Man: I know. Hold on a second. Oh yeah, oh yeah, here I come, get the strawberries.
Woman: What?
*Man Creams the Strawberries.
Man: Eat that. Strawberries and Cream. Eat that.
by 9Jesses August 31, 2007
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Strawberry Jam

also, the act of dildo-ing yourself and/or others during menses (that's another word for 'period'), referring also to the aftermath of mung and chud which can further be used as a party favor.
1. Godd@m i love to eat your pussy after you strawberry jam that fucker.

2. Oh baby! there's still some strawberry jam crust on your favorite dildo from LAST month; do you want to use it anyway?
by pharaohmoan June 8, 2009
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Strawberry Milkshake

The act of mixing the girl's "crimson tide" with the man's jizz and making a pink coloured "milkshake"
I made some strawberry milkshake with mandy last night and I made her drink it all before I kicked her in the face
by midget^ September 19, 2005
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strawberry kiss

When a girl is giving you road head and you slam on the brakes. When her face hits the wheel or dashboard thats a strawberry kiss
My girl was going down on me and a truck pulled out in front of us. She got a strawberry kiss
by PIPES February 16, 2004
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