Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

go-go squeeze

cum in a bag

i could really go for a go-go squeeze tonight

by very very gay dude March 28, 2022

Vegan Squeeze

The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.

It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!

by ApricotFields February 12, 2022

Main Squeeze

Referring to the main woman that gets you to ejaculate so strongly that your engulfed prostate promotes an involuntary spasm of your gluteus maximus.

Having sex with my hoe is cool but it's nothing compared to sex with my main squeeze. For example, when you're hungry, you get that fast food and it does the job but it's nothing compared to that restaurant-style filet mignon.

by Wor Izzo November 22, 2020

Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts

Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer

by Sharter69 January 1, 2021

shart squeeze

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.

Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!

by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021

San Franciscan Squeeze

A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.

Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.

by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021