Sprouted Dick

When you bread and deep fry your own penis.

I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.

by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

Scrote

This is Aussie slang to call someone who is behaving like a real ball bag (scrotum). In other words, they are a dickhead, but to a lesser extent.

You have just shouted a round of drinks, and ol mate, let’s call him Johnno doesn’t want to cough up for the next one. You’d tell him, “come on Johnno, drag your carcass up to the bar ya scrote, ya know it’s your round mate, don’t be a dickhead all your life”! In which case said scrote Johnno would make haste to the bar, and return with an armful of amber liquid to be thirstily devoured by the boys. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Now Johnno is no longer a scrote, Noice one Johnno🤙🤙🤙

by Matty Bro September 26, 2019

Sprite cranberry spice

It tastes like a Juan’s cock on a Tuesday

This sprite cranberry spice tastes like Juan’s cock on a Tuesday

by Hello my guy October 19, 2019

Sprite cranberry

noun: a term used to describe a man who will come to your house and knock then bust the door open and finally sing a song about sprite cranberry

During Christmas a sprite cranberry happened

by Americanski November 26, 2019

Sprite cranberry

noun the nectar and ambrosia of the gods if you drink it you probably are a god

My friend thought it would be funny if he stole some sprite cranberry

by Americanski November 26, 2019

spritecranberry.net

a place you can get free sprite! And it even has a ton of flavors to pick from!

Hey Guys imma go order some sprite on spritecranberry.net!!! So give me a minute

by that one friend you forget December 3, 2019

Sprite Cranberry

SpriteCrannberry is the best pop ever.

People love to sell it.

:>

Sentence One:
A Stranger comes up to JKMN (Noel) and asks "Do you wanna Sprite Cranberry?"

Your walking down the street, like every other normal winter day. In the distance, you hear a faint "Its the thirst, Thirstiest time, of the year. Someone then proceeds to jump out at you and scream "DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?"

by a weeb :) *go watch some anime December 17, 2019