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Springfield, Missouri 

A so-called "city" in Missouri--Springfield is more like a big small town. Many of it's residents suffer from small-town syndrome and many of the small business owners here think they are hot fucking tits and that their shit doesn't stink... all the while gentrifying the north part of the commercial district (actually just one street), ironically, most of these stores can't afford to stay open from 9 to 5. Residents of Springfield also enjoy not shutting the fuck up about cashew chicken or how bad the traffic is, even though the "city" literally takes 15 minutes to drive from one end to the other. For it's size, there are a surprising number of homeless people in Springfield contrasted by a church on literally every fucking corner where bible thumpers judge you and a ridiculous number of banks on every other corner. Downtown is full of frat douchebags going clubbing or diet liberals and wannabe hipsters who want you to know how woke they are and go to the same handful of bars... no need to worry though, some white dude with a beard and tattoos will probably open another brewery soon!
Person 1: "Springfield, Missouri is a really diverse place."

Person 2: "Isn't the demographic of Greene County over 90% white?"

Rusty Springs 

A redhead or Ginger person's pubic hair.
She had blonde hair, imagine my surprise when I discovered her rusty springs down there!
Rusty Springs by john kenny March 1, 2009

Bed springs 

When your in jail and see African American hair whites call them bed springs
I'm placing my mat down look at all those bed springs on the cot
Bed springs by Conan aaron September 27, 2021

springbrother 

adj. to describe someone is really tough , masculinity and muscular
Springbrother is true man!
Don't piss off that spingbrother man, or he will pwn you
springbrother by real corn April 30, 2009

oliver springs 

1. middle of no where, backwoods town full of closed minded rednecks and is a lot like quick sand; once you are stuck in it, the harder you try to get out, the deeper you sink.

2. Dull, unexciting
The only entertaining thing about Oliver Springs is that it has a skating ring that only 8th graders go to.
oliver springs by Sly April 2, 2005

Springfield Mall 

A large, "urban" shopping mall located in Springfield, Virginia. Has been gradually abandoned in recent years do to preference for Pentagon City and Tysons, which have been deemed "less ghetto" by the general public. Springfield Mall is famous for having a "Hot Topic" and "Taco Bell Express," 97 Auntie Anne's pretzel stands, and an extensive parking garage used for drug deals after closing.

People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"

Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
"Boi, that girl's shoes is so ghetto...Must have bought 'em at Springfield Mall..."