spoon person

A person who uses spoons when it's obvious that a fork is needed for the situation

Hilarie why are you using a spoon ? "Because I am a spoon person"

by Walterisabotch August 15, 2014

wooden spooning

The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.

Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.

by Dusty Spangler December 1, 2006

Big Spoon

A kind, tall, handsome, charismatic man (see RICK) that isn't complete unless he's accompanied by a smaller lady (see LISA, Little Spoon) whose body compliments the coordinating position in which he sleeps. Warning: If a Big Spoon and Little Spoon reproduce, their offspring would most likely be nerds.

"Aww, my little spoon is still here!" - Big Spoon
Note: The little spoon did not leave quietly in the wee morning hours like the stealth little spoon that she is.

by Little Spooner August 24, 2011

spoon job

Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.

1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.

by DeepThort December 13, 2008

you spoon

just an idiot

Person 1:"There broken."
Person 2:"We already know that you spoon!"

by chrisnator101 May 17, 2017

Slovakian Spoon

When a guy shits in a girl's vagina then proceeds to scoop it out with a spoon and eat it.

Last night was insane! I did the Slovakian Spoon and puked 3 times!

by DDistrict December 10, 2022

Italian spooning

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012