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A sponge bob

a truth teller

easy going
not moody but will let you know when enough Is enough
sometimes sponge Bob type people think alot
sponge Bobs are conscious individuals who like living carelessly and adventurous in a childlike manner
(hence they speak the truth to not have to go back to a lie and have fun but not to much of it)
most sponge bobs are funny to others in a cute or good way (but they don't really realize it.) (as they mature they understand their humour)

sponge bobs don't Die.
I enjoy being "A Sponge Bob"
"A Sponge bob" isn't only a cartoon character
"A Sponge bob" people are the Best and easiest to get along with.
by UnoYoko February 12, 2022
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Sponge

A discord admin who has traded his sleep for Ape $ex Legends.
Quit being a sponge - stop apex and go to sleep
by Intention_01 April 16, 2022
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Sponge

A discord admin who has traded sleep for Ape $ex legends.
Quit being a sponge! close apex and go to sleep
by Intention_01 April 16, 2022
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Sponge

To adopt a word or phrase into your vocabulary that is frequently used by someone you know
1. If you keep saying that all the time, I'm going to sponge it off of you.

2. Friend 1: That was some big oof right there!
Friend 2: So you're the one that I sponged "big oof" from!
by CrimsonBlader24 November 17, 2020
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new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
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Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged
by juliaholton December 9, 2020
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Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra
I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night
by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020
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