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Arse spider

when picking a rather hard mince medallion in doesnt come out without bringing 8 curly hairs with it.
by Shearer June 16, 2003
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jalapeno slider

Giving someone a jalepeno slider consists of fucking them in the ass and then leaving in a slice of jalapeno. When they take an already painful post anal shit it will burn even more due to the jalapeno juice.
'what did you do with that ugly girl Cindy last night?"
"We had some kinky sex and then I gave her a jalapeno slider>'
"You are a cruel man"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008
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Nigga spider

(Latin) arachnus niggrosua
An obnoxious and poor half-man half-spider, that dwells in the ghetto. Usually holds a gat and is notoriously known to rob the local shopkeep.
by J. Stafford and Hubert Cumberdale September 18, 2005
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hinie slide

The act performed by an indoor pet when it has a piece of crap stuck to it's rear or when the animal has worms crawling out of it's anus and drags it's rear end along the carpet to remove such attachments.
I wish we didn't have white carpets cause it's real obvious where Snowball did her hinie slide.
by Roland819 December 7, 2006
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The Spider-Man

The act of hanging onto the walls of a public restroom stall with your feet on the door effectively lifting you above the toilet seat to take a crap.
I had to drop a deuce so bad but when went to the bathroom in that store but it was all gross and nasty so I had to do The Spider-Man.
by Vincent Solomon February 23, 2010
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Spider Loc

The newest member of G-Unit, signed to G Unit Records in early 2005.

He is also a former drug dealer who was once part of the notorious Crip gang.

The second West Coast rapper signed to the label, after The Game was excommunicated on February 28th, 2005.
Spider Loc signed to G Unit/Interscope in early 2005, replacing The Game as 50's West Coast connection.
by Charlie Roberts May 23, 2005
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spider legs

The thick hairy bits that hang down out of hairy old men's nostrils.

Please send this definition to those in need. TRIM THEM, PLUCK THEM!!
(She chats with receptionist)

She: "oh my god that meeting was soooo hard I could not concentrate at all!!!"

Receptionist: "I made him a cup of coffee and was almost going to offer him a napkin to wipe up his spider legs with!!!"

She: "So gross, when he smiled his spider legs would like, splay out in a fan shape .... "

Both: "eeewwwwww"
by Jasminenz January 9, 2009
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