splattable

When something is very able to be splattered, splooted, or spread on impact

The mashed potatoes are very splattable

by Justjoe1223 April 2, 2024

Splatter

From Kate Bornstein's My New Gender Workbook:

What happens to us when we have to be too many identities or genders to too many people at the same time.

Simply put, being too many different versions of yourself at once in a social situation.

My coworkers onvited me to dinner, and didnt know I was gay, me and my partner talked to other coworkers at the dinner and decided it wasnt worth the convo, so a lot of splattering happened that night.

by dvdslayer April 7, 2024

Splaterfield

The act of shitting all over a toilet or shower and forgetting it ever happened.

I walked into the showers and someone made a splaterfield! Clean up on aisle 3!

by Shat man April 18, 2024

splatenous

adj- something of great size/importance

•His friends were jealous of his splatenous ass, which attracted all the ladies.

•In theory, the splatenous task allowed little time for breaks, but the team continued to procrastinate (despite it counting for 20% of their grade)

by poncho_man62 April 18, 2024

splatsville

The worst splatoon ummmm living area…??

Inkopolis square on top

splatsville!

by aimsssss April 21, 2024

Splatter Tic Tac Toe

The art of putting a dyed hot dog into a trumpet and blasting it at a wall-stationed Tic Tac Toe board utilizing pressurized gas.

"Im gonna go play some Splatter Tic Tac Toe with Joe in a little bit."

by TheCrazySwampYankee December 5, 2024

slaptastic

word used to describe something that is so amazing and awesome that its beyond words

My girlfriend is so incredibly slaptastic.

by fishfinn December 11, 2024