Sperdakos

The last name of the creator of the universe, full name not going to be mentioned due to the classification of the name by the U.S. government. Sperdakos is seen as the god of all creation to the Greeks and the Romans, though the Romans pronounce the name as "Sparticus", it is typically pronounced as Sperdakos.

"Sperdakos is the creator of one of the three universes to this date, 3/12/13."

by Alexander Steel March 12, 2013

sperm piglet

When a young sucker sucks off a suckee with a view to ingesting sperm.

Come here my little sperm piglet and I'll come too.

by BigBib May 12, 2013

Spergotry

1. Spergish behavior or an instance of it.
2. The practice of sperging

Lenin looked upon the spergotry of the minecraft community and laughed heartily.

by leninparty December 12, 2013

sperm movie

Movie, book, whatever, in which one guy battles massive piles of villains or weapons to get to the goal. Pretty obvious where the image came from.

"Superhero flicks are such sperm movies."

by Dudlette February 2, 2014

sperm crayon

when you jack off and release sperm, then draw on a piece of paper with your dick to create a picture

Nico was really horny in science class so he decided to try "sperm crayon". He jacked off really hard until he released his liquids and then drew a picture of a vagina on the paper.

by lickmycock March 15, 2014

sperm donor roulette

When a woman can't make up her mind on what sperm donor to use, or if she likes to live dangerously. She uses multiple donors at the same time and attempts to have a child.

Guy1- "Did you hear about Jenny? She can't make up her mind."

Guy2- "She should just play sperm donor roulette."

by Upsidedownfishing October 11, 2014

sperm doodie

When you stick a finger up a males ass, getting shit on it, causing him to cum buckets- therefore causing him to have a sperm doodie.

Yo, Janel stuck her finger up ass last night and gave me the biggest sperm doodie EVER.

by spermwhisperer June 7, 2014