spear of tears

When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.

Matt: i gave kim the spear of tears.
Joe: did she cry?
Matt: she teared.

by SpearOfFear May 23, 2016

spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.

Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.

by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016

spearing a horse

Taking a wooden stake strapping it to your dick and fucking a fat girl.

"Dude you were so drunk you were spearing a horse" -Clayton

by Horse jocky January 16, 2018

Spear

One of Goldberg's finishing moves. He was like, the founder of the move.

Spear!!!! Goldberg hit Lesnar with a spear!!! A spear from out of nowhere!!

by Wrestling Man January 23, 2017

spear licking

The act of licking someone's spear.

The prostitute charged me $20 for a spear licking session.

by bb16037 February 6, 2017

Britney Spears

The best pop star to ever exist.

“Have You Heard Baby One More Time?”

“Of course! I’m a huge fan of Britney Spears”

by marajvoodoo June 27, 2021

speared the fish

the act of having sex, or any example of penetrating the vagina

Dude, Bill Clinton totaly speared the fish with Monica Lewinsky.

by greekbestforugg May 30, 2012