cocoa snake

Any turd that is at least 8 inches in length.

This morning I woke up and took a shit, dropped a massive cocoa snake in the bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 31, 2018

Breeds Snakes

Someone who breeds snakes

Kyle breeds snakes, but Tanya, she BREEDS SNAKES!

by +Crucial Monster Crew+ April 3, 2008

Solid Snake

The man who faces his daily challenges (such as a Hind D or a Tank) with a pistol. Famous for using a cardboard as a shield against tranquilizer guns and luring his enemies by placing the Japanese version of Playboy at random places.

GENOM-SOLDIER: "Huh? What was that noise?"
Solid Snake: *CQC*

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Snake? SNAKE!!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKE!!!!!????

by SorrowMantis July 17, 2011

Angry Snake

An angry snake is when upon ejaculating, you furiously shake your dick to give it the appearance of a moving snake, throwing sperm all over your partner’s face in the process.

“Man, I gave Laura the angry snake last night! Bitch be looking like Caspar the ghost afterwards.”

by Yoda Da Pimp October 15, 2017

snake eyes

- rolling double 1's (2 in total) on the first roll of a street dice game. If this happens the roller loses all his bet automatically, and screams SNAKE EYES in frustration.
- intimidating eyes like a snake
- eyes of a snake

1: *amidst the street dice circle*
Juan Sanchez: ALL IN
Raul Lopez: I CALL

*JS rolls double one's*

JS: AHHHH SNAKE EYES!!!!!!!!
RL: You lose! I may now live la dolce vita!

2:
That mofo keeps on lookin away when i stare him down... he know's not to mess with the snake eyes

3:
That python has some crazy ass snake eyes

by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006

beer snake

Generally occur at an Australian cricket match, where they only sell light beer in big plastic cups. The empty cups are then stacked together to make a "snake".

The Twenty-20 cricket match at North Sydney oval in January 2006 saw a 23 meter long beer snake being paraded.

by miss-dobolina January 29, 2006

snake eyes

When the employees across the street just wont stop LOOKING at Sensai Doug. Givin him those...givin him those fuckin snake eyes...

The motherfuckers across the street from my karate dojo just won't stop LOOKING at me...giving me those SNAKE EYES

by trillllinois July 28, 2017