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When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.
My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.
by dabatrin June 23, 2022
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Dirty Slurpee

When a lady gives her man head after anal sex with her.
My girl gave me a dirty slurpee last night.
by Soy lady January 23, 2021
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listerine slurpee

refers to a drink to give someone with bad or unbearable breath.
Rhonda is a fine ass chick, but her mouth needs a listerine slurpee before she can talk to me again.
by PantherFan75 June 16, 2012
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Slurpee

China, or better known Wang Yao's real and official wife. She is China's only wife an only love.

China loves his filipina wife Slurpee.
"Yao.. I feel sad today.."

"Aiyah! Don't be sad aru! You can cuddle me until you feel betta!"

In definition, China and Slurpee are in love.
by Chinaslittlefilipina July 6, 2025
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bulimia slurpee

When you take a take a muscle shot of ketamine, and vomit then you inhale drool after vomiting when gasping for air.
Last night was terrible Yames, went out to the bar and when home and had a bulimia slurpee.
by SmileItHelps July 12, 2019
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Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.
Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
by Islandfukking April 25, 2021
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Slurp n' turp

When someone does something surprising, genius and slightly funny they have made a slurp n' turp action.

If you are know for doing these things often, you become a slurp n' turp.
"Wow he just build a bridge to safe a cat from across the river, that's so slurp n' turp!
by Emmachamp February 1, 2017
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