russian simulator

A roblox game where you kill enlists for fun.

Hey dude let's kill some enlists in russian simulator for no reason!

by Clichés are my passion April 15, 2020

slavery simulator

Slavery simulator is a simulation of owning a slave in the “good days”

Or the act of being someone’s slave and being starved to death

“Hey bro want to play some slavery simulator”

Bro was never seen again

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

Gilly Simulator

A huge ribbed vibrator with a wee clitty massager girls (or men) occasionally use to have the simulated experience of a sexual encounter with a legendary well hung hairy munchkin

Emily: Might treat myself to a gilly simulator tonight
Nicky: OMG I love those! I couldn't walk for a week after the last time

by LadyHands89 June 7, 2020

Ricardo Samuel Franco

Sexiest nigga alive 🥰😝🇵🇷 Ricky is very Cute 😍

Ricardo Samuel Franco Too Hot 🥵

by Not Ricardo June 20, 2020

Fabian simulator

It’s when you sit on the ps4 screen while talking to your friends and getting bullied at the same time

Person 1: hey what you playing

Person2: ohh Iam sitting one Fabian simulator

Person3: shut the hell ip Fabian nobody gives a shit

by Fabis August 25, 2020

circumstantial simultaneity

The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.

Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you?
Bob: Indeed. It's wondrous how rampant circumstantial simultaneity is throughout the universe.
Alice: bob stfu you fucking nerd

by madface7 April 24, 2021

Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with

Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy

by Phil Collins & Sons October 21, 2021