Simon

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household

Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!

by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023

Simon

The real and true name of the Bos Taurus species, often wrongfully called "Cows"

Look at that Simon out in the field eating grass

by JasminePersia December 12, 2022

Simone

cool ass

you have a simone mannnn.

by Simox_13 September 22, 2020

Simon

Stupid cucklord

Is that simon? Yeah he's a cucklord

by simon_is_a_dick May 7, 2020

Simon

weird creep.

Simon is such a weird creep

by anonymous July 13, 2023

simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

Simon

Casually jacks off daily, is also a fucking retard, and can be referred to as a fatass.

Im pulling a Simon today

by Dagisgay April 3, 2025