Shitter

someone who regularly spends more than one hour per day taking a crap

person 1: How long has person 3 been in the bathroom?
person 2: probably 3 hours by now
person 1: Oh my fucking god, he's such a shitter

by Chadgtnz May 24, 2021

Walmart Shitter

Person who defecates in a Walmart, specifically on the floor of the store, and not in the bathroom.

Hey Kim, someone pooped on the floor. Must be another walmart shitter.

by anonymous December 13, 2024

shitter

someone who is horrible at a activity, a hindrance to a team effort, particularly in video games.

Man our rankers had the skill, but that shitter "Vipercommand" couldnt lead properly, leading to a disorganized poorly ran event.

by whurvs February 6, 2024

shitters anonymous

a really good private story name

Girl 1: Yeah, and her private story name is Shitters Anonymous

Girl 2: OMG, she’s so cool

by larryisreal678 July 27, 2020

shitters

a word to say instead of ‘sh*t’ to sound more polite, especially in front of people older than u.

“Oh shitters” 😮

by 킨자유 January 30, 2023

SHITTERER

To describe something that is worse then what it previously was. The epitamy of worse.

That movie was shitterer then the last one. Kevin Costener should just give up.

by Dodzilla March 12, 2021

JP the Shitter

To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.

Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.

Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.

Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.

Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.

Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.

(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”

by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020