Jonny Shake

The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.

“Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”

by A Trustworthy Botswana Man August 3, 2018

Shum Shake

A delicious chocolate milkshake, with out chocolate and milk but with Shum

Mike: "Wanna a drink dude?"
Matt: "I want your girlfriends Shum Shake!"
Mike "Yer, lets ask!!"

by AZDAWG231 September 2, 2009

cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

Manty shake

A Manty shake is a dance move where you bring your baby on the dance floor and shake it around. Usually performed by drunk parents in Manitowoc Co.

I saw that dad do the manty shake around 1am at the bar last night! He's a sick dancer, but a horrible father.

by Dingus Giddon April 12, 2013

choc shake

when you are having anal sex with someone and they proceed to do a shit while your going at it

get in the kitchen and make yourself a choc shake

by jamesinsouthaust May 2, 2009

shake that ham

V: To jiggle one's buttocks, typically used as a pick-up line

Ex: Hey baby, mind if I shake that ham?

by Colonel Muffdog February 12, 2015

Miso Shake

Violent tremor that occurs prior to sipping Miso Soup from a Miso Soup spoon.

After a long night of moleing, Jacc had the miso shakes at Shinju Sushi.

shite, the miso shake made me spill my soup on my new dungarees.

by Cuckis69 February 15, 2019