by Flowegirl February 27, 2020
by Naphrym July 20, 2014
1. The process men go through every morning to check their pockets for everything they need for the day (wallet, cell phone, keys, etc.).
2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
Person 1: So when I finally got the check I discovered that I didn't even have my wallet!
Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?
Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?
Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?
Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?
Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
by SirSpen January 29, 2011
The process of spending your entire quarantine drinking, smoking, sexing, gaming, and indulging in any other form of gluttony you choose.
While practicing self-isolation, Tim decided to engage in a little self-viceolation and get whiskey drunk at 8am. Be like Tim.
by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 10, 2020
the act of replying to your own text massages that you sent befoe getting super backwoods shitfaced.
by trilly mays March 30, 2015
Self liberation and instigation is what some who claim to be female's liberators are really better at than most things they're doing.
The girl was thought to be a liberators of many, but was actually a self liberator when you got down to it. She was an introvert thought to be an extravert, and she was self-serving but thought to be selfless.
by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019
by Danwel February 07, 2018