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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.
by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022
mugGet the Scoop and Sleepmug.

scoop your nips

when someone tries to pull Your nips out and stick them up Your bum
if you dont help me kill this kid, i will scoop Your nips
by Jerome ASF September 25, 2016
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scooped

flaming or violating a person who is capable of beating you up or dealing great damage to you
Nick: *violates a big man*
Jay: Damn... he done scooped you big man
by Kibsterv0.1 March 12, 2024
mugGet the scoopedmug.

woop de scoop

a geberish word for i hate to poop
people use woop de scoop in my class bc i said it once and my bestie translated it
by poop woop scoop doop noop October 13, 2021
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Emily Hand Scoops

An unofficial unit of measurement used by eso competitors
We need three Emily Hand Scoops of beads.
by urfukinmom69696969420 March 17, 2023
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Scoop

Cute usually, flirtatious but not always on purpose. Athletic, a loving guy who cares about everyone but doesn't mind to tell you how it is if it's needed. A great listener and a great person to ask for advice from.
Usually athletic, if you ever meet one their usually looking happy or trying to be funny, but if he's ever in a relationship then that means he probably spent a lot of time testing the girl to make sure he found the one.
I talked to scoop yesterday he was pretty cool
by scoopitupman November 19, 2023
mugGet the Scoopmug.

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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