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School

A place that the government forces you to go to to learn. It is usually very boring and hard and they give you dumb assignments to work on outside of school. If you ditch school you get in trouble.
A good way to remember how to spell it is "School is not cool so it does not have the word cool in it, it is SCHOOL NOT SHCOOL!"
Kid: EWW I have to go to school tomorrow at 7am!
Another kid: Just ditch with me!
Kid: Nah I can't, I have a math test dude!
by Jeweliepop February 14, 2009
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School

Look up the word Hell.You will see what I mean.
School was hard as shit today.I know it's for an education but?How is it going to help me in life?
by PHILRYABKIN March 24, 2009
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School

Welcome to school, the pitchfork is just a new form of discipline
by cado July 16, 2005
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School

A place where teachers are ignorent and pretentd to be smart.
My teacher tried to cut my left hand off with a zip strip second hour, and almost suceeded...
by Rob March 3, 2004
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School

codename for anal abuse, it begins on September and ends in may, May the lord be with you
Young man put that phone down this moment
am typing what school means bitch stfu
by FrozenNipplesInAJar September 21, 2017
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School

Six Cruel Hours of our Lives. An excuse for teachers to make you work for free (See also slavery).
The person who invented school is the most hated person in the world.
by schoolequalsboredom September 23, 2013
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School

School is just another name for the five days of hell. No one likes it, no one want to be there, and it's boring as fuck.
Mackenzie:do u like school? Bob : dont you mean the five days of hell. Fuck no.
by Who the fuck knows August 30, 2013
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