salty teabag

Putting a used condom in somebody's drink

Yeah dude i totally just salty teabagged John

by Memer9000 January 2, 2020

Salty Margarita

When you go down on a girl after she participates in a physical activity or sporting event.

I would give her a Salty Margarita after she finishes playing hockey.

by SaltyMargarita December 10, 2020

Salty Janitor

When someone licks your balls clean after a sweaty activity like a trip to the gym or an intense run.

She gave me a Salty Janitor last night. Licked the boys squeaky clean.

by CaptainPoopy May 12, 2015

Salty cunt

A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.

Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!

by Bigbosserman June 5, 2017

7S Salty

A good manager

omg 7s salty is da best

by Use Code GTX August 2, 2020

Salty Straw

The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.

“Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
“Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”

by Yeetus de fetus June 19, 2020

meta salty

Where someone is salty from a previous game and take it to the next game to exact revenge for the previous game. They don't care if they will win the game all they care is about getting revenge. Usually used in strategy games.

Dude 1: man, jack is throwing the game just to kill this one guy.
Dude 2: jack is meta salty. Jon beat him big time in the previous game and he got pissed about it.
Dude: that's wack

by Gabeicus June 23, 2020