Johnny on the Richard

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.

She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.

by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020

angry richard

When a Male rubs his dick in icyhot then fornicate with a woman.

Dude, my girls pussy was on fire when I gave her that angry richard

by MikeHuntYaBoo May 14, 2020

Richard Horst

Basically a douche bag who likes it in the ass.

“Dang I just Richard Horst that man last night!

by Dockson Emilie April 30, 2019

Richard dicking

Not being enough to accomplish an act.

After taxes are taken out, my paycheck is really Richard dicking these bills.

The nail didn't puncture the tire. It just Richard dicked it.

by RichardsMom September 11, 2022

Ghostly Richard

When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?

Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.

by Tasty Steve January 27, 2019

Don’t be a richard

Don’t be an asshole!

One of the nick names for Richard is Dick,
don’t be a richard implies, don’t be a dick

Don’t be a richard, Randy, Covid vaccines are pretty safe.

by MirzaTheRainman May 3, 2021

Annie Richards

Proper odd fella if not filling pints probably talking to her cat in an annoying ass voice

I was talking to Annie Richards last night what a weird cunt

by kp_like_tha_nutz November 8, 2022