chocolate covered raisin

An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.

"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."

by anonimissy February 4, 2010

raissa

Brazilian slang for 'difficult'.

"God, this is so raissa!"

by gaycation October 17, 2008

Raise the bar

1. To get a hard-on

2. Something that is really cool.

1. Magda really raised Peter's bar.

2. Whoa, that shit really raises the bar.

by Kyle90 July 28, 2003

raisin bran

A delicious and nutritious brand of cereal. Or so it says. It is actually a disgusting excuse for a "cereal" where the shriveled up raisens from california are put into it to make a breakfast that you may as well just throw away as soon as you got home from the grocery store and sue the company for false advertisement.

Jimmy- "My, Teresa! you sure look hungry!! How about you eat some of my Raisin Bran?"
Teresa- *hurls all over the table*

by murasaki-ryuu September 30, 2009

Bohemian Rhapsody

The best song EVER. Written by Queen, and loved by rock fans, though hated by those who don't know true music

Person 1: Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song EVER
Person 2: No, it SUCKS, it should be BOHEMIAN CRAPSODY! (cracks up at own joke)
Person 1: What music DO you like then?
Person 2: Pop
Person 1: Of course

by The Monkey Girl July 6, 2011

raised

Un-cool, lame, or overrated. Opposite of lowered.

"That's so raised," Phil exclaimed while pointing at a lowered truck.

by Joeydude November 30, 2006

Rum Raisin

Something that is better than nothing, but not the exact thing that you would choose if you had a choice.
If you are eating rum raisin ice cream, you are at least eating ice cream and that's pretty good, but if it were up to you there are about 5000 other choices of ice cream flavors that you would prefer instead of rum raisin.

Bob: How did you like the movie Bruno ?

Chris: It was pretty "rum raisin" when compared to Borat.

by Thomas Deloney July 10, 2009