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wuss puss 2.0

mylo is a wuss puss because not only are they sibbing, cumming to MY (KITES) TOES, but they also have a shorter temper than anyone on this earth.
person 1: hey, theres mylo!
person 2: hey, theres wuss puss 2.0!
by kitw December 3, 2021
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green puss disease

A highly lethal and contagious STD that causes small green growths around your vagina (which is either obtained by way of the disease or preexisting). These growths burst and omit a glowing green waste product.
DAMMIT, I GOT GREEN PUSS DISEASE FROM THAT HOBO ON FOURTH AND MAINE!!!!!!!
by the omnipotent garage door January 31, 2014
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Stank Puss Volley

A stank Puss volley is when in Football/soccer the corner quick taker specifically aims the ball outside of the box so a waiting player can attempt to volley it in
lets goooo, Baby icon Michal Essien just stank pussed that bitch top bins. the guy is in spain without the s right now what a Stank Puss Volley
by Kade has AIDS January 14, 2022
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Pumpkin Puss Wagon

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.
Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride
by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022
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Eat a puss rex

A man known for his prowess at eating pussy
Gwynn: omg. Did you see. That guy? Shaylynn:. Yeah. No doubt he's an eat A puss Rex!
by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021
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Team Glamour Puss

Women whom are lucky enough to be born with the elite "pristine" vagina which many women opt to obtain through surgical procedures, which noticeably lacks saggy or meat curtains, "roast beef", "brisket", or "Philly Cheese-steak".

Women who have such surgeries done (labiaplasty) are socially said to have "joined Team Glamour Puss".

Women who fall under the category of Team Glamour Puss have vaginas with physical appearance that most people are comfortable with. While ugly and unpleasant vaginas may be in the majority, these are the ones men (and lesbians dream about while they are pounding and daring to muff dive in the ugly ones.
Thoughts of Female Watching Porn: "This porno is lame, the guy is hot but I'm too distracted by the unsightly appearance of his female co-star's meat curtains to enjoy his techniques... I'm so glad I'm Team Glamour Puss!!!"

Exclamation: "Team Glamour Puss For The Win!!!"
by TGPFTW September 27, 2011
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