Walmart Photographer

A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.

Karen: DM me for photography rates!

A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?

Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)

A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"

by CSM_Hooah June 3, 2019

Greenie Protocol

Due to various sa reasons, Freshman (greenies) are left out of upper divisions.

Reasons may include Bias due to experience and Safety/Size liabilities

Freshman: Box is gonna be great this year
Freshman 2: We aren't allowed to play Box this year
Freshman: Great another death at the hands of a Greenie Protocol

by Wdzy August 9, 2019

facetime photographer

Someone who takes the best photos while FaceTiming.

She sent her the best shots she took while they were on FaceTime. Making her a FaceTime photographer

by A wild child October 24, 2019

Porno Protocol

The plan set in motion when you back out a group chat by getting one other person to send porn/ nudity as a coverup for you leaving

Ethan initiate the porno protocol now!!!!

by YEETOMYMEATO January 19, 2020

AW Prologue

The first campaign mission of Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. In this mission you get super sick exo boots that gives you Jump Boost III. After fighting with some bad guys you enter a heli with your homie but something goes wrong and ur homie pushes you out of the heli. After a bit the heli explodes and one part of it comes FLYING to your arm and literally cuts it clean off, F for that guy's arm. Then you go to a funeral that tells you to press f to pay respects (F). Then you get invited to Atlas and the story continues on, (btw you get a prosthetic arm)

bro i finished the AW Prologue and i feel bad for that guy's arm.

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

Fotoskonhet photography

Amazing photos that come from a real idiot that's surprisingly smart.

Insta: @fotoskonhet_photography

Person 1: Have you seen Fotoskonhet photography photos
Person 2: Hell yeah their photos are bae

by Sexy Child October 26, 2020

kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.

- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?

by beatrizzz November 11, 2020