Cockpit Press

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

press angles

To take a stand and do something about it.

“Should i press angles on him”
“nah i’m pressing angles”

by ukslayslangerrr December 21, 2023

Quarter press

While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.

I couldn’t my cock rock hard, so I gave ‘er the ol’ quarter press.

by Flaccidpatchkids November 17, 2021

Pressed

Stressed, upset, and annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing.

Imagine being pressed over people posting urban dictionary.

by Taydo November 23, 2021

press

to confront some or question them about anything

John: I heard that was the kid talking smack
Jimmy: alright ima press him and see whats up with him

by HaryBalzack6969 October 25, 2023

Mercenary Press

"When you think they're gonna fuck you but they're actually just rifling through your pockets for ammunition." - Gianni

"Aw fuck they tricked me with a Mercenary Press again

by Tdofc June 30, 2023