by Mermy Mon December 30, 2015

someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

by opiumftw June 14, 2015

by SaltyPotato September 14, 2017

Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.
by ThumpMasterT January 5, 2009

by Atomik Menace October 21, 2011

1. (noun) A common picnic side dish consisting of mayo mustard and primarily potatoes
2. (noun) In poker, to catch a straight, flush, or full house on the turn or river
2. (noun) In poker, to catch a straight, flush, or full house on the turn or river
1. Random Guy: Before you may pass, name one thing you take to a picnic.
Peter Griffin: We're going to go with Potato Salad
Random Guy: (pointing to a cloud) SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!!!
2. With an open ended straight draw after the flop, Shawn said "show me potato salad" and ended up catching his straight on the turn
Peter Griffin: We're going to go with Potato Salad
Random Guy: (pointing to a cloud) SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!!!
2. With an open ended straight draw after the flop, Shawn said "show me potato salad" and ended up catching his straight on the turn
by thebizzareone October 5, 2004
