porn eye

Red, blood shot eyes caused by countless hours of online porn watching.

"Dude, after watching four hours of porn I had such bad porn eye!"

by Middleof November 27, 2006

Porn Hub

Greatest porn site ever.

I was on porn hub the other day and boy is my arm tired.

by yeah...well... January 29, 2009

Ebony Porn

pornographic films involving at least one person of african decent usually a white girl being plowed by a huge black dick

A stickey cum stained National Geographic magazine

vinny Michenzi-Dude I just wanked to some ebony porn
Me- eww you sick fuck I knew you enjoy looking at huge black dicks

by mackinmadbitties May 26, 2008

porn flakes

Cum left on the bed sheets after a night of sex and its gone all flaky

I left porn flakes at my girls house last night.

by asafdf September 25, 2005

porn & eggs

A Burning Man theme camp that is inclusive to everyone, except single males.

We all went to a party at Porn & Eggs last night, but when Charlie came later, he wasn't allowed in because of the 'no single males' rule. Too bad, because Charlie is an incredibly cool person who brought our camp together in the most selfless way. And because he didn't have a chick on his arm - Porn & Eggs told him to F off.

Now that's what I call 'radical inclusivity'. Yay Burning Man.

by spikenmike September 3, 2009

Riot Porn

Various forms of media that show people rioting, protesting, or striking that is watched for enjoyment value. Usually involves excessive police force and brutality.

I wanted to go to bed at a reasonable hour but stayed up till 3 AM watching riot porn on youtube.

by Paios September 26, 2011

a-b porn

Porn that only has a few good parts. You start at point A, and end at point B, and then loop over only that portion of the material to masterbate to.

First originated on the Keith and The Girl podcast.

Chemda's voice is some good A-B Porn. I just take the parts where she sounds all sexy, and keep rewinding those parts.

by Wacky Clown May 30, 2005