Poll Smoker

a person that gives oral pleasure to a
male.

"ha ha.. That girl is a Poll Smoker!"

by ShoVel July 24, 2003

Pollaseeds

Sunflower seeds used as a metaphor for bullets.

...
I'm spittin' pollaseeds on the porch with the torch
In case these niggaz come around to see the Porsche
When I brandish, motherfuckers vanish
...
I'm spittin' pollaseeds
I crack 'em one by one
'Cause I don't wanna be greedy
Because these niggaz is salty, they'll make you choke
Oh oh, I'm spittin' pollaseeds
I'm spittin' pollaseeds
...
Dub Sizzla, dippin' on them 'draulics and D's
Spittin' shells at you niggaz like pollaseeds
...
-Ice Cube "Spittin' Pollaseeds"

by TeeGeeRoo October 10, 2015

White Nail Polish

That she is ready to move on, to have a fresh start.

Sorry man, I saw her white nail polish.

by Maria Lake January 24, 2019

polish the bulldog

Licking the wrinkled vagina of on older lady.

The boss called Toby in her office to make him polish the bulldog when he got in trouble

by slick550 October 24, 2007

buckle polisher

(Country Slang) n. A good song to slow dance to.

She got mad when an old buckle polisher came on the radio and he didn't want to dance.

by m- April 13, 2007

Polis

A guy who is shy at first, but once you get to know him, he is friendly, funny and overall social person. A Polis is a genuine, handsome, unique young man, but doesn't believe he is, he loves with all he can give, cares deeply for those that are closest to him, the most honest and respectful man, can always make you laugh, typically he is a shy fellow. A Polis is opened to anything, has a good sense of humor, very intelligent but doesn't realize it. He loves to have fun, makes friends with anyone he meets, he is the type of person you would want to have as a best friend. If you ever come across a Polis in your life, consider yourself lucky.

Its your boi Polis

by FlamingIceWolf August 31, 2019

Polished Turd

Someone who (if nature had their way) would look ugly. But, as a result of using various methods (cosmetics, diet etc) they manage to achieve an average or above on a scale of attractiveness.

Way to Spot a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.

Example of a Polished Turd:
Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.

Joe: Look at, the twins, Kate and Fiona.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered by how she looks, goes to show Fiona is a big polished turd.

by 19CharacterUsername June 28, 2009