upside down pineapple cake

The girl is upside down with her head hanging off the bed/couch and she is giving the boy a blowjob. When he cums she keeps it in her mouth and proceeds to spray it all over his body, hence the topping on the cake.

Boy1: dude, why are you all sticky?
Boy2: girlfriend tried something new, the upside down pineapple cake!
Boy1: you need to end that relationship asap.

by angelD2010 March 8, 2009

Pineapple Smoothie

The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.

Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.

by PJ lover January 17, 2010

Pineapple Surprise

When you shave your pubes and then let them grow for 2-3 weeks, you will start to get ruff prickles around your fanny that resemble the spikes on a pine apple. Then when you go to have sex with someone you do not warn them about it so they are scratched by your hairs, hence the Pineapple Surprise

"Ow Bitch yo fanny hairy" "Pineapple Surprise mother fucker"

by monkey lover237 December 5, 2013

flying pineapples

Expression used to show excited feelings of the speaker.
Originated from someone feeling happy in memory of a holiday.

As bob felt the buzz of the party around him and no other words came to his drunken lips, out burst.....flying pineapples!!!

by Tinks'n'Tom November 26, 2006

pineapple

preferably a girl.
brunette on the outside, blonde on the inside

"Wow, what a pineapple"

by ♥~to.be.loved~♥ February 14, 2009

Pineapple

The rarest kind of dank, one of the best, grown in Bedford New York, tastes like pineapple

Hey bro those bong hits with that pineapple last night were dank.

by farmejones June 24, 2010

pineapple

putting your scrotum in someone's face.

I would like to pineapple you.

by shoebagel October 14, 2011