Nershi pie

A southern slang term for that fine Columbian Nose Alaska, also known as fine china, Pablo Yescobar, Cheddar Cheese, Blow, or Cocaine.

Honey, do me a solid and cut out out a few slices of Nershi Pie for daddy and the boys.

by Jkkaub November 8, 2019

Sizzle Pie

A guy cums in a mug, and puts it in the microwave. When it starts boiling, he takes it out and splashes the scalding hot jizz on a girl's face. As her skin is bubbling like the cheese on a pizza, he tosses different toppings on her face.

After giving that chick a sizzle pie last night, I'll never look at pizza the same way again.

by Scrote McGee June 13, 2020

McCream Pie

A plain sundae with an apple pie shoved inside it. Most commonly enjoyed after a McGangbang.

Started in Rochester MN around 2006.

Drunk guy 1: "Bro that McGangbang was awesome."
Drunk guy 2: "what's for dessert?"
Drunk guy 1: "McCream Pie"

by Paidlopez.com December 15, 2013

humble pie

to eat humble pie is to apologize and/or face humiliation. originated from the dish "umbles pie" which peasants ate in medieval times (umbles are the innards of deer/cow/boar/whatever else was lying around)

Donald: I'm sorry... I didn't realize...
Maria: Eat humble pie dickface.

by brettruby December 29, 2008

Meat Pie

A pie filled with meat of some sort.
Example: Chicken, Beef, Pork, or in some cases, your neighborhood judge. Refere to sweeney todd

Person1: Ms. Lovett's meat pies are the best! What's in them??

Person2: Idk but they sure are go-*crack* Theres a fucking finger in my meat pie!

Person1: D=

by JynxBaby June 29, 2008

Monkey Pie

A woman's genitilia that will force any man into being pussy whipped.

Man I got to go home to that Monkey pie.

I bet she got that monkey pie.

Don't eat that Monkey pie.

by Mil town Chris 15th street August 1, 2006

Pie-Pan

A piece of metal, usually cylindrical in shape, that should be placed over ones rectal region while sleeping, to alert and wake you if someone is trying to fuck you in the ass.

My room mate pete likes to try to fuck me in the ass while i sleep, so i slept with a pie-pan to wake me with a "ting , ting , ting" in case he was trying to penetrate.

by Brandolino the hung one June 2, 2012