Pie wrappering

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

by BMurderface July 03, 2015

Biscoffeam Pie

Banoffee Pie without the bananas. (Biscuits, toffee, cream and chocolate shavings)

Yo ma homie mert. What are you eating?

Biscoffeam Pie

Woah man. Wtf IS that?

Banoffee Pie without the bananas

Ohhh. Can I have some?

Suuuuure man!

by Prettyflower1993 March 15, 2009

Pie Scum

Urban hipsters with worthless vanity businesses like combination videography/gourmet bakery stores in "edgy" former industrial neighborhoods.

That Pie Scum keeps moving into these neighborhoods and displacing legitimate businesses with cupcake stores.

by Death Squad April 20, 2015

humble pie

to eat humble pie is to apologize and/or face humiliation. originated from the dish "umbles pie" which peasants ate in medieval times (umbles are the innards of deer/cow/boar/whatever else was lying around)

Donald: I'm sorry... I didn't realize...
Maria: Eat humble pie dickface.

by brettruby December 29, 2008

Monkey Pie

A woman's genitilia that will force any man into being pussy whipped.

Man I got to go home to that Monkey pie.

I bet she got that monkey pie.

Don't eat that Monkey pie.

by Mil town Chris 15th street July 21, 2006

Meat Pie

A pie filled with meat of some sort.
Example: Chicken, Beef, Pork, or in some cases, your neighborhood judge. Refere to sweeney todd

Person1: Ms. Lovett's meat pies are the best! What's in them??

Person2: Idk but they sure are go-*crack* Theres a fucking finger in my meat pie!

Person1: D=

by JynxBaby July 11, 2008

pie day

a special day celebrated by dorks around the world on 3/14 because of the mathematical value of pi, or 3.14 (shortened).

Hey man, since it's Pie Day, why don't you make me a pie?!

by BELLALA March 15, 2012