Philennial

A person who raised the most millennial of millennial kids yet claims to have the utter most hate for their behavior. A self-loathing creator of all that he hates.

Phil: All you millennials just want everything handed to you.

Craig: Isn't your 26 year old daughter still living at home rent free while you pay her cell phone bill?

Phil: ......(silence)

Craig: you're such a Philennial

by Shore Donkey July 16, 2019

Philadelphia Eagles

A football team with really passionate fans. This team has also won 1 superbowl in sb51. They are known for their horrific secondary

How did the Vikings score so many points? Because they are playing the Philadelphia Eagles.

by Dagoatfam October 14, 2019

philadelphia honeymoon

A murder-suicide, caused by any number of reasons.

Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary recently?
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.

by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019

philadelphia honeymoon

A murder-suicide.

Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.

by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019

Philadelphia water balloon

Pissing in a butthole

It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.

by Donell Worthington December 26, 2019

Phile

the literal meaning and embodiment of depression

ex. Dude, don't be such a Phile you can do better.

by bruv you dont know who i am January 9, 2020

Phile VdV

the literal definition and embodiment of depression

dude don't be such a Phile VdV you can do better

by bruv you dont know who i am January 9, 2020